“Paranoia strikes deep
Into your life it will creep
It starts when you’re always afraid”
I was looking for some stuff on the interwebbish thingie and got sort of frustrated and cussed out google. It led me to a prayer against hexes. I read that prayer and my first thought was, “well, don’t piss off a witch and you won’t have that problem”. My second thought was, “My Witch won’t hex you. She’ll smash you in the face with a shovel and then use the shovel to bury you out in the desert…”
Do I think hexes exist? Yeah, I do.
Do I think that paranoia exists? I am positive it does.
I also think that paranoia is far more likely to be the cause of your problems than being hexed…
…That or you have an allergy…
…or you really did piss off a witch…