Aj is For Sale

I talked it over with Aj. We decided we needed to test the market. If I’m going to have to shop for a new best friend, perhaps I should see what kind of cash I can get out of the old one. I mean, that really does limit my purchase options…particularly after Aj gets her cut of the sale price…

*wanders off to look at internet*

Well…hell…I tried to google how to sell Aj. It wasn’t any help. It’ll tell me how to sell body parts and guns but, not a living human…I guess I’ll just have to write an ad here and see what happens…

*chews pen and ponders*

FOR SALE: One lightly aged  lovingly cared for Best Friend
Are you in the market for a Best friend? I have just the one for you. This late 60’s model is really bitchin’. She comes with a Purple, Blue, and Green paint job. Her headlights are a Classic Green with a death stare. This is the Classic Collectable Best Friend you’ve been looking for. She’s low miles and has had all her maintenance done.
She’s the one that will push your boundaries. She’ll make you question your judgment. She takes all your preconceived notions of what you ever expected in a Best Friend and shatters them to tiny bits. If you want a Best Friend that will not spare your ego, you found her. If you want a Best Friend that will bring shovels with no questions asked, she’s the one. If you need a Best Friend that will tell you to jump off a bridge…and push you if you hesitate, Aj is it. If your ideas of a Best Friend include fearless loyalty, blunt, and smarter than you there is no question that you’ve found the one you’re looking for right here.
Words don’t quite express all the superlatives this Best Friend brings. She must be seen and heard to be truly appreciated.
Asking $24, 999 OBO
Serious offers only.   All sales final.
Contact (480) 655-6630 or leave offer in comments below.

 

 

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