Well crud…Due to the underwhelming number of offers gotta try again…
Limited Time Offer REDUCED PRICE!!!
Have you ever wanted your VERY OWN WITCH? Be the envy of your friends when you show up with a WITCH. Imagine the fun you’ll have when you tell your family that your New Best Friend knows spells and grounding. Think of the things you could do to your friends…and enemies if you had a Witch for a Best Friend. This particular Witch is lightly used and only slightly singed, she was pulled out of the fire in the nick of time. She comes complete with Mermaid hair and Emerald eyes to match your fashion and accessories.
This Witch comes with your choice of a Family Size smoked chicken or pork dinner w/2 sides and your choice of Iced Tea or bottled water.
As if that wasn’t enough, for a limited time only, this Witch was 29,999 and is now only 2,499. That’s over 90% off.
At Miller’s House of Second-Hand Witches, we have a generous return policy. If you are not COMPLETELY SATISFIED with your New Second Hand Witch, she can be returned at anytime within 30 days of purchase for a FULL REFUND.
Serious offers only. All sales subject to terms and conditions.
Contact (480) 655-6630 or leave bid in comments below. Price does not include sales tax and licensing. Product not available in all 50 states. Shipping extra. Product may vary from description due to manufacturing inconsistencies. Picture does not represent actual product.